NASA’s rover Curiosity successfully carried out a complicated landing on Mars and most astonishingly they found signs of life in the form of our wholesaling ancestors on the Red Planet.
Among the archives found:
Standard issue Samsonite hard shell briefcase
A Kodak Carousel slide projector and 2 slide trays
A 10 ct collar bar
Fashionable Halston neckties
An unused ticket to a Hartford Whalers vs. NY Rangers NHL game
Betamax videos of a portfolio manager presentation
Sales literature for the 44 Wall Street Fund
The hood emblem from a Pontiac Fiero
A cassette of Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer
A Sony Walkman with Firm logo intact
Dime coin wrappers
Automobile club maps
We’ll keep you posted as other evidence of interplanetary wholesaling life is found.
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Steve Newhouse says
The items are still there on Mars because his expense report was never approved, since he was attending an event out of his territory without prior permission! 😉
Almost sounds as if you’ve had some first hand experience in this arena!